it is october the 9th, 2012, and our dearest b^2 member, gina bianchi, is going under the knife today. the endless struggle with her sexuality will finally be relieved by a simple operation that will give her a penis. ~lol jk~ she's actually getting surgery on her wrist because there's a bone where there shouldn't be and she's a badass. i will say that gina and myself have attempted to resolve the issue with slight alcohol consumption and a heavy dictionary. but that story of heroism is for another time. or never.
the point of this blog post is to show our millions of readers how important the little things are. when sexting among each other earlier this morning, b^2 was wishing the best for gina's surgery. and by wishing the best, i mean just wishing we had some nice beverages for the time being. throw us a bone y'all.
mara b: what time's surgery?
gina b: i get there at 11:30 and it starts at 2.
mara b: oh shnap....*schnapps
gina b: i have been fasting since 11. whoops....*whiskey
mara b: atta girl....*gin
gina b: talk to you after....*jager
mara b: talk to you later....*liquor
gina b: this convo made me laugh out loud vocally....*vodka
mara b: haha me too....*tequila
gina b: i wish you could be here....*beer
mara b: i knoww, i'm bummed....*rum
and for the record...we are, in fact, aware that the legal drinking age in the united states is 21 years old. this conversation was all in good, kidding fun. the only thing i drink after 9pm is a warm glass of milk. maybe with a touch of honey if i'm feeling dangerous ;)
stay classy, friends. you all smell like pine needles and have faces like sunshine.
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