Sunday, May 6, 2012

like us :/ -gina b

There comes a time in every young blog's existence when an issue must be addressed. This is that time. Welcome. I watch a lot of Dr. Phil so let's just say I'm really good at addressing people in an understanding, warm, and direct way. In this case I am Dr. Phil and Mara B is my wife. I'm blanking on her name right now...Debra? no. But either way she is so supportive. Anyway, here it goes. We are here to get to the truth. We want answers.

WHY DOES NO ONE COMMENT/FOLLOW/LIKE OUR BLOG!? (with the exception of steven. shoutout <3) Even a simple creepy facebook message will suffice. We just want to know if what we do is appreciated and worth the time that we probably have too much of...

The proof is in the pudding, friends (WE KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS). The little statistics that pop up when we log in says there have been over 1,500 views on our page. For the record I don't say the proof is in the pudding. I don't really particularly like that saying, but I am just so frazzled and want comments on our blog that I have resorted to desperate measures. I also don't type in all caps unless I am shouting and crying. In this case, I am doing both. Sure, all caps come off very agressive but if you could see the poor texts b^2 and I send back and forth you would understand our need for followers and support.
I promise we are not so needy (yes we are).

What I am trying to say in a very roundabout way is that if you are reading this, if anyone, anyone at all, is reading this....and you find yourself chuckling...lol'ing, smiling, frowning, hating, literally any emotion at all...we want to know about it. We want to know about it sounds really creepy...it reminds me of that scene in the movie Juno (my dog is named Juno) where the girl at the abortion clinic is like "We want to know about every score and every sore." Mara and I want to know about every time we score from having an awesome post, or when we make you sore...from having so much hatred for all that we do.

So please. Please, please, please, please, please comment/follow/like. We do accept pity comments, words of inspiration, and compliments of how beautiful we are. Mainly the last one. 

Over and out.