don't worry, friends. we have not perished. i'm aware our last post was about 3 months ago, and it just about makes me sick. not a day went by in that time period when i didn't think "oh my shattered ass, i have to blog really ffff soon." so here i sit. on this lovely friday afternoon *cue afternoon delight*. however, on a not delightful note, i have no idea what to write about. until something struck me like a puppy being drop kicked off a bridge (sorry, anchorman references will stop now). i'm ron burgundy?
fans, friends, old men who are currently posing as 14 year-old boys and luring teenage girls to your houses; YOU tell US what to write about. yeah? any takers? we'll of course keep doing our thing and writing about weird shit because well, that's just how we were meant to live our lives. we never said we were role models. but really, if you think we would have an interesting way of seeing something and an entertaining way of writing about it that cums to mind, let us know. we live for your satisfaction. and for bridesmaids.
also. another idea. female fight club.
