failbook -mara b

facebook is a beautiful thing. a technological advance that offers endless opportunity.  opportunity for creeping on slam pieces you've never met and probably never will, for once in your life being able to say you have more than 11 friends and pretending like 98% are not purely electronic, and for overall contributing to you accomplishing nothing that night before that huge test and furthermore probably in life. however, i will say facebook sometimes redeems itself. it must get tired of having the burden of publicizing so many ignorant and seemingly illiterate f*cks of our world today. so here i present to you a healthy collage of the intelligents. the elites, if you will. the ones who make facebook worthwhile. the sole reason i get up in the morning (that and a nice glass of perfectly aged scotch on the rocks, amiright or amiright?)

i don't know what else really needs to be said other than the fact that female jenn is going to make a great uncle. to a lucky little boy who will hopefully never meet her/him.

will do! thnx alex! :D

and we thought generations were getting worse? kasey's optimism inspires me to do great things. as long as that is what my taxpayer dollars are going towards. keep us posted, kase. i hope you'll STILL BE LOOKIN HOT AS HELL with a nice dose of herpes and some lesbian prison friends.

his goatee isn't stupid, geri.

yeah james, of course sarah knows who jesus is. don't be so quick to assume.

congrats to you on the new credit card! and congrats to me on all of its information, my new car, a lifetime supply of plan b, and a kilo of cocaine!

thanks for being honest. feel free to not question why you probably have about 0 friends to give you feedback. no regretz <3